Dishpit Diaries

Case of the Exploding Ketchup, Finale;
A long weekend; two days off in a row may seem meager but it is plenty enough to relax with and perhaps pursue an activity outside of work. I had an enjoyable and relaxing two days off. Really Two Days is the bare minimum for a proper rest period. Otherwise you can either just catch up on sleep or do something soul-enriching but not both. Having many activities available to me I decided upon physical exercise and pursuant to that decision I lifted several different objects of varying weight and in random order. The other activity I pursued was drinking with friends, an age old occurrence.
After beginning my new week I concentrated not on discovering spots left uncleaned since my absence and little did I know that I would be thrown under the bus; put out to pasture nearly, with only my wits to save me. There are plenty of Dish-Washing Stories that go unwritten, albeit valid and interesting.
The following is the conclusion of the Case of the Exploding Ketchup.